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Old Mar 20, 2017, 1:50 pm   #1
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Tresspassers and cows

Well Frank's cow theme seemed to be a hit, so I'll keep with it.

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

The funniest joke I ever heard involves cows too, but I won't be repeating that here.
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Old Apr 9, 2018, 12:45 pm   #2
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Re: Tresspassers and cows

Q: How do you get a cow to keep quiet?
A: Press the moooo-te button.

Q: Why don’t cows ever have money?
A: Because farmers always milk them dry.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lac-tose.
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Old Apr 9, 2018, 10:16 pm   #3
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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!

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