Michigan Morels index

Michigan Morels index (http://www.michiganmorels.com/funtalk/index.php)
-   What a Joke! (http://www.michiganmorels.com/funtalk/forumdisplay.php?f=42)
-   -   Tresspassers and cows (http://www.michiganmorels.com/funtalk/showthread.php?t=19272)

Crazy Dave Mar 20, 2017 1:50 pm

Tresspassers and cows
Well Frank's cow theme seemed to be a hit, so I'll keep with it.

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

The funniest joke I ever heard involves cows too, but I won't be repeating that here.:omg:

SHROOMSTER Apr 9, 2018 12:45 pm

Re: Tresspassers and cows
Q: How do you get a cow to keep quiet?
A: Press the moooo-te button.

Q: Why don’t cows ever have money?
A: Because farmers always milk them dry.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lac-tose.

Jochs Apr 9, 2018 10:16 pm

Re: Tresspassers and cows
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 9:18 pm.

 - Copyright ©1996 - 2019
Powered by vBulletin® - Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Michigan Morels.com